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If there is one group of people whose opinion America is in need of, it’s celebrity mothers. The famous moms of our fabled nation, who chaperon their kids to school in their Mercedes before heading off to the massage parlor (which they probably own), have been forced to funnel their omniscience to hour-long programs such as ‘The View”.

But that is all about to change, as TVSquad is reporting that CBS has announced “The Talk,” a new daytime talk show starring some of our most beloved TV mothers, like Sara Gilbert.

You remember Sara Gilbert, right? She’s third from the left in the above picture.

The show will replace the long running daytime soap opera “As the World Turns,” (which taught us more about life than virtually any other television program) and will center around a group of famous moms as they talk about the topics rocking today’s world: North Korea, the BP oil spill, Euclidean versus Riemannian geometry.

Joining the former star of “Rosanne” will be several other celebrity mothers including Sharon Osbourne, the wife of rock god Ozzy Osbourne and judge on “America’s Got Talent,” and Leah Remini, who played opposite of Kevin James in the hit TV show “King of Queens” and apparently, is a practicing Scientologist. Finally, we will be able to dive into the mind of a Scientologist, minus the couch jumping. Xenu bless us.

Catch the show this fall on DISH Network channel CBS.

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Was he finally captured by the empire? Did Tommy Lee Jones get his man? Close, but no. In what seemed to be an off-color reference to the nerd-rage pen-in-the-eye stabbing earlier in the day, Harrison Ford made his first appearance at Comic-Con shackled and ashamed.

Claiming they planned the stunt well before the pen-stabbing, studio executives thought it would be hilarious if the star who donned the bullwhip and hip blaster was escorted to the panel discussion of Jon Favreu’s new film Cowboys and Aliens.

Harrison, Where have you been all this time?

The crowd exploded at the sight of his presence, but it has us wondering why it took so long for Harrison Ford to embrace his legion of obsessed followers. He might not owe us anything beyond an apology for the Crystal Skull, but he could have a little more fun with his fans. With that said, here’s a few big entrance ideas from Sterling Satellite for the next time Mr. Ford make an appearance at Comic-Con.

The 7 Best Entrance Ideas for Harrison Ford at Comic-Con

7. Roll up in his hotrod from American Graffiti

6. Singing his cut solo from the little-remembered 1978 Star War Holiday Special

5. Riding a parade float carried by four 7 ft. wookies

4. Escape from the carbonite box while on stage

3. Crash through a wall while swing across the room using his trusty bullwhip

2. Walk out dressed as Captain James T. Kirk in full Starfleet uniform

1. Ride in on a tauntaun dressed as Indiana Jones

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